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A few years ago i picked up a fare going to town .
She was lets say a lady of the night . When i reached her destination she asked me what the fare was . I said it was a fiver and she opened her legs and said " take it out of that ". I turned and looked and said " have you nothing smaller". |
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Chin up Dave. We all experience times when we feel things are getting on top of us and outstanding jobs building up. I have a house that needs decorating, a patio to slab, front garden needs sorting etc. Am I worried? No I am not, I will get around to doing the jobs but life is far too short to worry
So chill out as they say Dave, you will get there..... Honest
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Woman I was chatting up: Go on then... Me: Ten tonne penguin.
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Talking of bus drivers.
A bus is going along and then the bus breaks down. The driver gets out and opens the bonnet and scratches his head. The conductress then get out and says "Do you want a screwdriver?" Driver says to her "Leave it out, we are 20 minutes late already!"
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You hit the nail on the head George
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You forgot cleaning the cars Steve
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Oh I love it some cracking gags there, so good in fact I've put this topic as my favourite lol.
I'm keeping these jokes. Cheers lads this has put a smile on my face.
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