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Old 17th October 2017, 21:36   #1
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Angry I am SO FURIOUS!

I am SO FURIOUS! 😡
I went to Asda this morning for a bottle of coke to go with dinner. I was waiting in the self checkout line and I dropped a £20 note. The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and told her that it was mine and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walked away!!!

I looked at the person behind me who looked just as shocked as me, and I said, "Do I look like an ATM? Give me back my £20!" She had the nerve to walk away. I followed the lady into the car park. She was clearly walking at a fast pace to get away from me. When she got to her car she put the bags on the ground to open the boot. I was super angry at this point! I decided that her "finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for retribution, so I grabbed her grocery bags, laughed, and then said "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!"

I walked to my car. I was nervous, mad, but had a sense of satisfaction all at the same time. I can say I've never stolen anything in my life but......

4 sirloin steaks
1 chicken
2 salmon steaks
A nice little selection of cheeses
Milk, eggs and bacon
4 tins of baked beans
And.....
2 bottles of red wine!
I thought.... WOW!

Karma bit well here! Not bad for £20


(Plagarised of course )
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Old 18th October 2017, 06:09   #2
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Brilliant, the Sirloin steaks alone would have cost £20.... Bargain .
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Old 18th October 2017, 07:50   #3
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Just the kind of post you need on a dull autumn day. Brightened the day up immediately!
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Old 18th October 2017, 20:18   #4
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Cheeky cow well done mate how satisfying!
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Old 19th October 2017, 00:04   #5
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So on the one hand she got to keep the £20 note - on the other she forfeited her bags of shopping which were probably valued at £30? £35? maybe even more if the wine was a half decent drop. She ended up worse off and must have bitterly regretted her initial sefishness. She will very likely think twice before making the same mistake!
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Old 19th October 2017, 09:18   #6
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Well, I took it as a joke, especially as it's in Humour Corner.
Others seem to think it actually happened.
Perhaps I am wrong.
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