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8th March 2020, 19:17 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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A Married Man, named James, was visiting his "Girlfriend" when she requested that he shaves his Beard.
"Oh James, I like your Beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied," My Wife loves this Beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!" "Oh, please?" the Girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh, really, I can't," he replies" My Wife loves this Beard!" The Girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed while his Wife is sleeping. The Wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and say, "Tom, you shouldn't be here, my Husband will be home soon!"
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again. onen hag oll |
9th March 2020, 19:13 | #2 |
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rover 75 saloon cdt club se re map 160 bhp Join Date: Dec 2018
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with talent like that bob you should be on stage . it leaves in 5 minutes get on it lol. nice on rgds mark
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