The Hijackers Hijack Thread!!......

[trikey]

Originally Posted by FLYER

thats ok i have her on the footie question

Ha ha, Just measured the outside temperature (as you do when you are bored)

-17 deg c

Nooooooo not good!!!

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by baughurst

Try this:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

mad as a hatter , no question

[trikey]

Originally Posted by FLYER

mad as a hatter , no question

Mad as a hatter in a lunatic asylum methinks!

[Poppy]

Originally Posted by baughurst

Try this:

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The 'opposing' female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

All though a chauvenist dooda, you are a genius lol. Philasteines... the lot of them...... lmso. Poppy.

[Poppy]

Originally Posted by trikey

Ha ha, Just measured the outside temperature (as you do when you are bored)

-17 deg c

Nooooooo not good!!!

Ha ha , Bit like Flyer's knowledge of football..... Not good... ha ha ha. Poppy.

[trikey]

Poppy your bulb has gone! I cant see no green to show you are online

[baughurst]

All I can say is that it worked when I used it to explain the OSR to Sue. Mind you, she does have enough shoes to kit out a family of caterpillars!

[Poppy]

Originally Posted by trikey

Poppy your bulb has gone! I cant see no green to show you are online

Nooooooo, it has not gone.... Just exercised the option of staying in cognito because of my last escapade.... Thought it may keep me out of trouble... lol. Watch but not part take.... Hmm.? Poppy.

[trikey]

Originally Posted by Poppy

Nooooooo, it has not gone.... Just exercised the option of staying in cognito because of my last escapade.... Thought it may keep me out of trouble... lol. Watch but not part take.... Hmm.? Poppy.

Ha ha, I see (or not) lol.

[FLYER]

Originally Posted by trikey

Poppy your bulb has gone! I cant see no green to show you are online

bit sneaky our pops , that colverts the same