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Old 15th May 2019, 19:19   #1
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Cool The oldies are the best.......

....................A bloke went on Stars in their eyes. Mathew Kelly said, "welcome to the show Simon. I hear you are very lucky to be with us tonight. Please tell the audience what happened" Well Matthew, I was in a terrible accident with my uncle and sadly he was killed. I lost my right arm and my right leg but they found that my uncles leg and arm were completely compatible with mine so they grafted them on to my body and here I am Mathew. Perfectly well. Mathew Kelly said, That's absolutely wonderful news isn't it ladies and gentlemen. So tell us Simon, who are you going to be tonight and he replied, Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Simon and half uncle.

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Old 15th May 2019, 19:35   #2
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i read your last one bud and thought that was bad but ? what can i say i like it keep em coming rgds mark
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Think I have heard that one before (8 jokes below).
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