Super "Slug"

Barnowlnoddy · 24th May 2009, 16:36

A Snail turned up at a Gran Prix race and demanded to be allowed to enter. The organisers said no, go away.
The snail produced the rule book, and said show me where it says a Snail cannot enter.
They agreed, but they said that to make sure all the drivers knew what he was, they would paint a large "S" on his car.
This was done and the cars were set on the grid.
At the start the Snail surged straight through the field and disappeared into the distance.
A commentator was heard to shout - Wow, just look at that S car go!

Who's for pain killers?

ragitty · 24th May 2009, 17:50

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dear

TurboZed · 26th May 2009, 16:42

God i aint heard that joke for about 25 years!

Timbo.P6 · 1st June 2009, 22:55

groan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zojosc · 2nd June 2009, 09:35

After that pathetic effort it has left me feeling a little shell shocked!

JohnDotCom · 2nd June 2009, 09:38

I think he deserves a weeks Ban for that!

majedm75 · 2nd June 2009, 11:51

Took me a while to get that one

Barnowlnoddy · 2nd June 2009, 20:19

It's not the way I tell 'um?

RayC333 · 2nd June 2009, 20:26

To slide off the grid with a start like that he must have been using Shell v-power

DerekS · 3rd June 2009, 09:32

I suggest that the perpetrator of that 'joke' be made to pay a £3 forfeit. Or else .......banning to some distant corner of the forum .

24th May 2009, 16:36	#1
Barnowlnoddy Avid contributor Rover 75 Conn Tourer CDTi Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Elland. Posts: 151 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Super "Slug" A Snail turned up at a Gran Prix race and demanded to be allowed to enter. The organisers said no, go away. The snail produced the rule book, and said show me where it says a Snail cannot enter. They agreed, but they said that to make sure all the drivers knew what he was, they would paint a large "S" on his car. This was done and the cars were set on the grid. At the start the Snail surged straight through the field and disappeared into the distance. A commentator was heard to shout - Wow, just look at that S car go! Who's for pain killers? Last edited by Barnowlnoddy; 29th August 2009 at 07:22..

24th May 2009, 17:50	#2
ragitty I really should get out more....... Jeep Cherokee Orvis Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Leicester Posts: 2,666 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dear __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Dance like no-ones watching

26th May 2009, 16:42	#3
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1st June 2009, 22:55	#4
Timbo.P6 Posted a thing or two ROVER 75 CONNOISSEUR T SE WITH MISSING SATNAV ROVER P6 2000 SC Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,484 Thanks: 429 Thanked 77 Times in 44 Posts	groan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Back in Rover land, with 1.8T and Freelander HSE 2.0 td4

2nd June 2009, 09:35	#5
zojosc Gets stuck in Rover 75 1.8 Club SE Saloon Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The lovely Cotswolds Posts: 816 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	After that pathetic effort it has left me feeling a little shell shocked! __________________ " Keep Smilin' " Andy

2nd June 2009, 09:38	#6
JohnDotCom * Rover 75 FaceLift Tourer CDTi 170BHP Auto ConnSE 2005 Model Starlight Silver Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abergele Posts: 28,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	I think he deserves a weeks Ban for that!

2nd June 2009, 11:51	#7
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2nd June 2009, 20:19	#8
Barnowlnoddy Avid contributor Rover 75 Conn Tourer CDTi Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Elland. Posts: 151 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	It's not the way I tell 'um?

2nd June 2009, 20:26	#9
RayC333 Avid contributor Rover 75 Saloon 1.8T Club SE Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 187 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	To slide off the grid with a start like that he must have been using Shell v-power __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

3rd June 2009, 09:32	#10
DerekS Posted a thing or two Rover 75 Tourer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Malpas Posts: 1,526 Thanks: 34 Thanked 118 Times in 89 Posts	I suggest that the perpetrator of that 'joke' be made to pay a £3 forfeit. Or else .......banning to some distant corner of the forum .