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Old 22nd November 2021, 18:29   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realised that he had forgotten to get his false teeth:

Turning to the man next to him he said. "I forgot my teeth."

The man said. "No problem."
With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.

"Try these." He said.

The speaker tried them. "Too loose." He said.

The man then said. "I have another pair, try these."

The speaker tried them and responded. "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all. He then said.
"I have one more pair, try them."

The speaker said. "They fit perfectly."
With that he ate his meal and gave his address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.

"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied. "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."
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History of the Sunspot ZTís and 75ís.
No.1. MG ZT V6 190 failed itís MOT in 2011 and is still rotting on the driveway. Owner refuses to sell. Location Hayling Island.
No.2 MG ZT. 160. Fate unknown.
No.3 MG ZT. 160, is my car.
No.4 MG ZT. CDTi. Sold in 2020 for £7,500. 23,500 miles on the clock. Believed to be living in the Lancashire area.
1 MG ZTT. 180 and is alive and well as far as I know. Lives in and around the Portsmouth area.
1 Rover 75. 120 model. Fate unknown.
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