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Old 16th May 2022, 07:42   #1
FLYING BANANA
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I asked my GP if there was anything better than over the counter hemorrhoids stuff, as I was trying to avoid the time off work for surgery. She suggested using teabags as a cold compress as the tea shrinks them and soothes some of the pain:

I decided to try it, but I only ever use loose leaf tea, but the principle’s the same, so I scooped the leaves out of the cold pot and used a wad of kitchen towel to hold them in place.

A couple of week’s later and I’m back at the Doctors. She gets me to drop my trousers and lie on the couch on one side.

I hear her draw up her chair, the lights dimmed slightly and she said. "Well, your hemorrhoids aren’t getting any better, but you are going on a journey. You will meet a tall dark handsome stranger."
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