Woman Drivers

Gryphon · 2nd July 2007, 18:56

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my
right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!

It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn
BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL......

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

JohnDotCom · 2nd July 2007, 20:10

Was Posted a couple of Months ago but not sure about the title "Woman Drivers" I know its Humour but surely it should be "****Head Drivers" to cover both Sexes.

GreyGhost · 2nd July 2007, 20:34

Are circumventing the swear filter JD? That's a hanging offence.

JohnDotCom · 2nd July 2007, 22:30

No, No :SHOCKED: a Hanging Offence, Just put me Back in front of a PC

or just carry out as per your .GIF attached, so much more Humane than Hanging!.

Roger1 · 10th July 2007, 00:44

I SAW HER! It was a woman....

Just last week a woman in a new 3 series Beemer was doing similar things, and abused another driver using the finger sign when she had a horn blown at her - just seconds before crashing into the rear of a parked courier van! No injury as speed was moderate.

Something about justice springs to mind.................:SHOCKED:

Timbo.P6 · 17th July 2007, 23:48

but some men are complete twonks as well. when our daughter got married, my sister got lost on the way to the reception,as shes from out of town, we arranged to meet her at sainsburys car park,which she was close to.
we saw my sisters car, and then pulled over for her to pull in behind us, the bald *** who had parked up to go shopping,obviously didnt look in his mirror,as he reversed straight into the back door,
why did he not look,and if he couldnt see us right behind him,in a big blue car,he shouldnt be driving,

2nd July 2007, 18:56	#1
Gryphon Passed Away 75 CDT Connoisseur + VW Trike + Kawasaki 1000LTD Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Summer wine country Posts: 885 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Woman Drivers Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL...... WOMEN DRIVERS!!! Last edited by JohnDotCom; 2nd July 2007 at 20:39..

2nd July 2007, 22:30	#4
JohnDotCom * Rover 75 FaceLift Tourer CDTi 170BHP Auto ConnSE 2005 Model Starlight Silver Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abergele Posts: 28,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	No, No :SHOCKED: a Hanging Offence, Just put me Back in front of a PC or just carry out as per your .GIF attached, so much more Humane than Hanging!. Last edited by JohnDotCom; 2nd July 2007 at 22:33..

2nd July 2007, 20:10	#2
JohnDotCom * Rover 75 FaceLift Tourer CDTi 170BHP Auto ConnSE 2005 Model Starlight Silver Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abergele Posts: 28,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Was Posted a couple of Months ago but not sure about the title "Woman Drivers" I know its Humour but surely it should be "****Head Drivers" to cover both Sexes.

2nd July 2007, 20:34	#3
GreyGhost Banned 180+ Sport Auto Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bedford Middle Level Posts: 17,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 18 Times in 5 Posts	Are circumventing the swear filter JD? That's a hanging offence.

10th July 2007, 00:44	#5
Roger1 Loves to post 2004 Rover 75 Conn SE 2.5 Tourer; 2022 MG HS; 2021 MG ZST Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Rangiora Posts: 438 Thanks: 42 Thanked 18 Times in 7 Posts	I SAW HER! It was a woman.... Just last week a woman in a new 3 series Beemer was doing similar things, and abused another driver using the finger sign when she had a horn blown at her - just seconds before crashing into the rear of a parked courier van! No injury as speed was moderate. Something about justice springs to mind.................:SHOCKED:

17th July 2007, 23:48	#6
Timbo.P6 Posted a thing or two ROVER 75 CONNOISSEUR T SE WITH MISSING SATNAV ROVER P6 2000 SC Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Doncaster Posts: 1,484 Thanks: 429 Thanked 77 Times in 44 Posts	but some men are complete twonks as well. when our daughter got married, my sister got lost on the way to the reception,as shes from out of town, we arranged to meet her at sainsburys car park,which she was close to. we saw my sisters car, and then pulled over for her to pull in behind us, the bald *** who had parked up to go shopping,obviously didnt look in his mirror,as he reversed straight into the back door, why did he not look,and if he couldnt see us right behind him,in a big blue car,he shouldnt be driving,