Fred: where next?

Departed · 4th August 2008, 12:04

So at the end of the week, Fred is coming to me from Trebor (after his release from kidnap).

He will be visiting Poland for a couple of weeks, but then will need to be thinking about moving on again.

So is anyone up for providing him with a home for a couple of weeks. Midlands area will make it easier!

Christopher · 4th August 2008, 12:25

Will Fred be back before 19th August? I can offer him a trip to Vancouver?? Failing that I will be off again in October.

Departed · 5th August 2008, 12:22

Sorry, he'll still be indulging in Beer and Vodka until the bank holiday.

He's welcome to stay for longer if he wants to, as he'll have plenty of friends to keep him company.

stocktake · 5th August 2008, 14:47

Seat available to Spain 2nd to 11th Sept, as long as he stops doing the nudist thing like he did last time.

Bernard LPG · 5th August 2008, 19:04

He can come to me but he will have to earn his keep installing LPG conversions.

Departed · 5th August 2008, 19:12

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Originally Posted by Bernard LPG

He can come to me but he will have to earn his keep installing LPG conversions.

Mrs Lowedb is coming Evesham way the week after we are back. That could work.

TBH, you don't want bears helping, they just get in the way and ask daft questions, then complain about their fur being dirty. He could help drink tea, they are good at that!!!!

Bernard LPG · 5th August 2008, 19:37

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Originally Posted by lowedb

Mrs Lowedb is coming Evesham way the week after we are back. That could work.

TBH, you don't want bears helping, they just get in the way and ask daft questions, then complain about their fur being dirty. He could help drink tea, they are good at that!!!!

I presume he can't make tea either? We can't afford passengers as we run a very low overhead operation.
Can he test drive an Audi S4? I'm too scared to go in it.

Departed · 5th August 2008, 19:44

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Originally Posted by Bernard LPG

I presume he can't make tea either? We can't afford passengers as we run a very low overhead operation.
Can he test drive an Audi S4? I'm too scared to go in it.

Now your being silly. Of course bears can't drive.

Their paws can't reach the pedals. But if you've got another bear that can sit on the floor and do the pedals, they'll do it for you.

And as for tea, you're right. They drink it but claim an inability to operate kettles. Typical!

Bernard LPG · 5th August 2008, 19:53

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Originally Posted by lowedb

Now your being silly. Of course bears can't drive.

Their paws can't reach the pedals. But if you've got another bear that can sit on the floor and do the pedals, they'll do it for you.

And as for tea, you're right. They drink it but claim an inability to operate kettles. Typical!

Ah! I think I've spotted something here. OK, his paws can't reach the pedals but he's hung around with so many computer people that he MUST be quite proficient at the old key prodding by now. He can sit in the passenger seat and twiddle the knobs while the owner does the actual driving.

Departed · 26th August 2008, 19:10

Freds got an offer for Isle of Wight, next week. At present it's the only one I can see a sensible handover for, prior to Carsington.

Anyone be offended if he took it?

Boldyboy, are you planning on Carsington? If not could you get him back to someone who is going?

4th August 2008, 12:04	#1
Departed Retired -- Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 3,785 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Fred: where next? So at the end of the week, Fred is coming to me from Trebor (after his release from kidnap). He will be visiting Poland for a couple of weeks, but then will need to be thinking about moving on again. So is anyone up for providing him with a home for a couple of weeks. Midlands area will make it easier!

4th August 2008, 12:25	#2
Christopher Owners Club Director Rover 75 V6 Copperleaf Red, MG ZTT 190+ Lagoon & Early MGF Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rugby Posts: 9,287 Thanks: 105 Thanked 343 Times in 81 Posts	Will Fred be back before 19th August? I can offer him a trip to Vancouver?? Failing that I will be off again in October. __________________ Christopher in banana veritas

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stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,587 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Seat available to Spain 2nd to 11th Sept, as long as he stops doing the nudist thing like he did last time. __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

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Departed Retired -- Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 3,785 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Sorry, he'll still be indulging in Beer and Vodka until the bank holiday. He's welcome to stay for longer if he wants to, as he'll have plenty of friends to keep him company.

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Bernard LPG I really should get out more....... 75 V6 Saloon 2003 LPG MGZT V8 260 LPG Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Evesham Posts: 2,134 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	He can come to me but he will have to earn his keep installing LPG conversions.

26th August 2008, 19:10	#10
Departed Retired -- Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: -- Posts: 3,785 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Freds got an offer for Isle of Wight, next week. At present it's the only one I can see a sensible handover for, prior to Carsington. Anyone be offended if he took it? Boldyboy, are you planning on Carsington? If not could you get him back to someone who is going?