What’s in a name?

[FLYING BANANA]

Nicknames from Ireland:

"I knew a fella who has One Hand bigger than the other and they call him 'The Clock.'"

"Had a Teacher with a Twitch in his Eye, and he was known as Indicator."

"A lad from Dundalk called Gerry, had Heart Surgery and they nicknamed him 'Gerry and the Pacemaker.'"

"A Pub I once worked in had a local called 'Joe Malone' When his Wife died he became - 'Home Alone.'"

"I know a lad in Cork. He's Tall and Thin. So they call him '6 O'Clock.'"

"Knew a lad once who got engaged 3 Times. He was known as 'Lord of the Rings.'"

"A fella I know is called 'Bungalow' Cos he's got nothing Upstairs like.."

"Heard of a lad called -
'Pothole'. Cos everyone used to try and Avoid Him."

"Heard of a lad called - 'Enda May'. People just called him - June."

"Know a lad down here that went to Australia on a Year's Visa and was back a week later. Called him 'Boomerang.'"

"Lad in town here known as 'Bomb Scare'. Cos as soon as he comes in, the Pub Empties."

"Guy in our school, Peter, was held back a year for Failing All his Exams. He became known as 'RE-Peter.'"

"Heard of a guy that used to wear the same coat all the time so his friends called him 'Dulux'. Cos he only needed One Coat."

"I knew a lad that had only 4 Fingers on One Hand. He was called "Kit-Kat.'"

"Our local Drug Dealer delivers so quick - we call him 'Insta-Gram.'"