Forced eviction, can anyone assist

stocktake · 24th February 2008, 19:38

Hi my name is Fred, people tell me I am a pleasant sort of chap but I have been told by those nasty, nasty moderators that I am unable to stay with my current keeper much longer

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I have been well fed and watered over the last few weeks here in Leeds and I had a great time on holiday but now i am afraid i have had eviction papers served on me.

Could anybody give me a home, just for a few weeks, the mods have said my stay must be no longer than a few weeks or I will turn back into just an ordinary bear.

I am afraid that my new friend Stocktake is going to be in trouble. He has said he may be forced to post more spam if i stay

I think i am going to Italy and America soon but for now I fear I will be homeless or forced to live in a burnt out caravan awning. Don't let those awful power crazy mods get me please.....

Fred..

Kandyman · 24th February 2008, 19:44

Hi Fred,

sorry Fred but it's the rules

1. A member is not permitted to hold on to Fred for longer than 2 weeks (if you have problems moving Fred on contact anyone of the club team for help)

Come on members any one nearby who wants to take Fred on holiday ?

Cheers Dave

Greeners · 24th February 2008, 19:46

If he can get down to me...I'll take him on tour round the M25......not very exotic, but very popular

stocktake · 24th February 2008, 19:54

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Originally Posted by Greeners

If he can get down to me...I'll take him on tour round the M25......not very exotic, but very popular

Thanks Greeners but its a bit far for me to hitchhike 200miles, sounds nice though. My mate Stocktake is happy to go out of his way 30 miles or so to help me out, Is anybody traveling down M1 soon?

Fred

oakridge · 24th February 2008, 20:00

Even Travellers/Gypsies/Roma People can stay in one place for 28 days - it's the bear facts.

We will be happy to take him to France at the end of May if he has a passport. Blue Tongue restrictions permiting we will be going to the Newark and Notts Show in April, the Smallholders Show in June and the Three Counties Show in July. We also hope to go to the Schlumpf Museum at Mullhouse in September, now he would really like that.

Malcolm

Zeb · 24th February 2008, 20:43

Zeb has an opening for a bear with prospects...collection anywhere between Skeg and Swad

I know, but it is the best I can do...

ragitty · 24th February 2008, 21:11

Dave I can be a go between if he is coming this way or even further south, willing to meet you half way. just holla if you need me.

stocktake · 25th February 2008, 15:58

Bear faced bump........

stocktake · 25th February 2008, 19:01

Hi Zeb,

I think everybody in Yorkshire has logged off this week as there is nobody around here that can put me up for a while. Now if nobody can manage it locally in the next couple of days (come on Gents, play the game).

My friend stocktake says he can get me to Raggity this weekend, (Sounds really exciting, he said I can travel 1st class, never done that before, wonder if I get free ginger beer and cucumber sandwiches

) and Raggity is around 20 miles from swad. He is happy to bring me to you I think. Do you think I could stay with you for a while and learn how to make chrome trims for V8 Grills

can't wait

Fred..........

JohnDotCom · 25th February 2008, 19:41

Fred, If you are Traveling in Rover 75's you are Always traveling 1st Class.

24th February 2008, 19:38	#1
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,590 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Forced eviction, can anyone assist Hi my name is Fred, people tell me I am a pleasant sort of chap but I have been told by those nasty, nasty moderators that I am unable to stay with my current keeper much longer. I have been well fed and watered over the last few weeks here in Leeds and I had a great time on holiday but now i am afraid i have had eviction papers served on me. Could anybody give me a home, just for a few weeks, the mods have said my stay must be no longer than a few weeks or I will turn back into just an ordinary bear. I am afraid that my new friend Stocktake is going to be in trouble. He has said he may be forced to post more spam if i stay I think i am going to Italy and America soon but for now I fear I will be homeless or forced to live in a burnt out caravan awning. Don't let those awful power crazy mods get me please..... Fred.. __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

24th February 2008, 19:46	#3
Greeners Moderator MG-ZTT Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ware, Herts Posts: 19,798 Thanks: 161 Thanked 1,249 Times in 1,036 Posts	If he can get down to me...I'll take him on tour round the M25......not very exotic, but very popular __________________ *David* Impecunity is the mother of ingenuity Useful how to's for common problems Car Of The Month Jan 2014 [SatNav Power Down] [Coolant Level] [SatNav Repair] [Diesel Non Starting] [Paint Codes] [Rear Light Seals] [Reversing Light Switch] [Bleeding Brakes][Sunroof Drain] [Early ZT's][Instrument Pack Diagnostics][ATC Diagnostics]

24th February 2008, 21:11	#7
ragitty I really should get out more....... Jeep Cherokee Orvis Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Leicester Posts: 2,666 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Dave I can be a go between if he is coming this way or even further south, willing to meet you half way. just holla if you need me. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Dance like no-ones watching

25th February 2008, 15:58	#8
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,590 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Bear faced bump........ __________________ Dave... Lost a few stones and a Gall Bladder and part of a bile duct and all of my dignity in the suppository incident

24th February 2008, 19:44	#2
Kandyman Banned ROVER 75 2.5 V6 Connoisseur SE Limousine 2004 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Welling Posts: 10,995 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Hi Fred, sorry Fred but it's the rules 1. A member is not permitted to hold on to Fred for longer than 2 weeks (if you have problems moving Fred on contact anyone of the club team for help) Come on members any one nearby who wants to take Fred on holiday ? Cheers Dave

24th February 2008, 20:00	#5
oakridge Loves to post Toyota Prius III T-Spirit Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Rotherham Posts: 277 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Even Travellers/Gypsies/Roma People can stay in one place for 28 days - it's the bear facts. We will be happy to take him to France at the end of May if he has a passport. Blue Tongue restrictions permiting we will be going to the Newark and Notts Show in April, the Smallholders Show in June and the Three Counties Show in July. We also hope to go to the Schlumpf Museum at Mullhouse in September, now he would really like that. Malcolm

24th February 2008, 20:43	#6
Zeb Banned MGZT V8 & ZTT 190+LPG Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 8,089 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Zeb has an opening for a bear with prospects...collection anywhere between Skeg and Swad I know, but it is the best I can do...

25th February 2008, 19:01	#9
stocktake Vis Whiz Rover 75 2.5 auto Saloon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: LEEDS Posts: 20,590 Thanks: 2,057 Thanked 3,056 Times in 1,621 Posts	Hi Zeb, I think everybody in Yorkshire has logged off this week as there is nobody around here that can put me up for a while. Now if nobody can manage it locally in the next couple of days (come on Gents, play the game). My friend stocktake says he can get me to Raggity this weekend, (Sounds really exciting, he said I can travel 1st class, never done that before, wonder if I get free ginger beer and cucumber sandwiches ) and Raggity is around 20 miles from swad. He is happy to bring me to you I think. Do you think I could stay with you for a while and learn how to make chrome trims for V8 Grills can't wait Fred..........

25th February 2008, 19:41	#10
JohnDotCom * Rover 75 FaceLift Tourer CDTi 170BHP Auto ConnSE 2005 Model Starlight Silver Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abergele Posts: 28,735 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	Fred, If you are Traveling in Rover 75's you are Always traveling 1st Class.