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18th October 2021, 11:15
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75 Saloon 1.8T Club SE Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: Colchester
Posts: 1,225
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Pussy Tales
Guy walks into a pet shop in Amsterdam and says to the owner that he'd like to buy a cat.
The owner responds "Of course sir, we have lots of cats. Are you looking for a particular breed? We have pedigree cats unique to Holland as well as ordinary non-pedigrees." "I didn't know Holland had its own pedigrees" says the customer. "Oh yes" replies the owner. "We have, for instance, the Groningen Ginger, the Friesian Short Hair and the Delft Blue. These are quite rare now though so purebred cats of this type are very much in demand and quite expensive". "Hmmm" says the customer. "Well I don't think I can afford a full purebred but I am keen on having a cat that's at least part pedigree. So tell me" the man says while gesturing back towards the shopfront... "How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"
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 This vehicle was born on Wednesday June 4th 2003 @ 08:24:38 This vehicle was the 73,905th 75 to run off the production line, out of 112,381 This vehicle was the 1,862nd 75 1.8 T Club SE to be made out of 3,980 This vehicle was the 6,856th 75 in Wedgewood Blue to be made out of 7,515 Wedgewood Blue 75s |
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