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This is my second home
75 Contemporary SE Mk II 2004 Man. Sal. CDTi 135ps, FBH on red diesel, WinCE6 DD Join Date: May 2010
Location: Leeds
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Jack's new wife
Jack decided it was time to tie the knot with his girlfriend. One Friday evening, not long after their honeymoon, Jack was organising his golfing equipment ready for a weekend tournament. His new wife was standing nearby, watching him, getting increasingly agitated. After a long period of silence, she finally spoke. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we're married I think it's time you packed up this golfing lark – it takes up so much of your spare time evenings and weekends. Maybe you should think about selling your clubs and golf cart and finding a new hobby that we can both enjoy."
Jack immediately looked thunderstruck. Horrified at the look on his face, she said, "Darling, what ever's wrong?" Jack replied sharply, "For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "EX-WIFE……..!! " she screams........ "I didn't know you had been married before!" Jack replied….....”I haven't!!"
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Harry How To's and items I offer for free, or just to cover the cost of my expenses... http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...40#post1764540 Fix a poor handbrake; DIY ABS diagnostic unit; Loan of the spanner needed to change the CDT belts; free OBD diagnostics +MAF; Correct Bosch MAF cheap; DVB-T install in an ex-hi-line system; DD install with a HK amp; FBH servicing. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. |
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