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19th September 2020, 13:55 | #1 |
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My job at the zoo
On the first day of work at the zoo, I was tasked with looking after the bees.
So when I came into work on my second day, I saw that some of the bees were dead and covering the floor. So, to hide the evidence, I mashed the bees and scattered them over the water in the koi carp tank. The next day, I noticed the koi carp were floating on the surface of the water - dead. More drastic work was necessary. So I scooped up the koi carp and thought "who shall I feed these to?" So I took the dead koi carp to the monkey enclosure. The next day, I went in and there two chimpanzees dead on the floor. So I thought I'd take the dead chimpanzees to the lion enclosure. On my last day of work, I went in and guess what? No, the lion wasn't dead but it did have terrible diarrhoea. The head keeper asked what I had fed to the lion. I said > > > > > > > > > Fish, chimps and mushy bees |
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