Family reunion at Christmas

spirit6060 · 12th December 2020, 12:34

It's the 20th December.

A man rings up son in Sydney, Australia and says 'Sorry son, but after 40 years of marriage your mother and I are getting divorced in the new year'. The son replies 'Oh no you're not. I catching the first flight home and I'll talk some sense into you both'.

Then the man rings his daughter in San Francisco and says 'Sorry but after 40 years your mother and I are getting divorced in the new year'. She replies 'Oh no you're not. I catching the first flight home. Don't do anything until I get there.

Then the man rings his other daughter in Durban, South Africa and says 'Sorry but after 40 years your mother and I are getting divorced in the new year'. She replies 'Wait till I get there. I'm catching the first flight home'.

Then, the man turns to his wife and says 'That's it. Order the turkey. The children are coming home for Christmas. And guess what? We didn't have to pay for their flights like we normally do.

12th December 2020, 12:34	#1
spirit6060 Regular poster MG ZTT Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cardiff Posts: 95 Thanks: 46 Thanked 71 Times in 37 Posts	Family reunion at Christmas It's the 20th December. A man rings up son in Sydney, Australia and says 'Sorry son, but after 40 years of marriage your mother and I are getting divorced in the new year'. The son replies 'Oh no you're not. I catching the first flight home and I'll talk some sense into you both'. Then the man rings his daughter in San Francisco and says 'Sorry but after 40 years your mother and I are getting divorced in the new year'. She replies 'Oh no you're not. I catching the first flight home. Don't do anything until I get there. Then the man rings his other daughter in Durban, South Africa and says 'Sorry but after 40 years your mother and I are getting divorced in the new year'. She replies 'Wait till I get there. I'm catching the first flight home'. Then, the man turns to his wife and says 'That's it. Order the turkey. The children are coming home for Christmas. And guess what? We didn't have to pay for their flights like we normally do.