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Old 28th April 2008, 18:39   #21
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I answered correctly....

Am I still allowed to come to Beaulieu....?
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Old 28th April 2008, 19:04   #22
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Hi Simon, from what I've found out about you guy's so far you will probably be at home with all members, as I assume they will all get it right as well.

Just to be on the safe side I will be staying away, I got it wrong.

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Old 28th April 2008, 19:07   #23
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So, we as a club are of higher intelligence than average. Unfortunately, according to criminal psychiatrists that also puts into the "criminally insane" league. Oh well... they say genius is next to insanity
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Old 28th April 2008, 19:10   #24
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Ooh Dear I figured that one out straight away,
Worrying isn't it.
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Old 28th April 2008, 20:16   #25
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Err Just showed this to SWMBO and she guessed the correct answer

So I guess I'll not be on here again........ farewell!!!
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Old 29th April 2008, 11:31   #26
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Things Got Ya Down?
Well Then, Consider This . .
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In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part- time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Old 29th April 2008, 11:35   #27
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A Bad Seal Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating one seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Old 29th April 2008, 11:40   #28
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Wink She thought husband was electrifying

Electrifying??
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
to his Walkman.
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Old 29th April 2008, 16:55   #29
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Smile What do different colours mean?

Hi all, I know I'm a newbie and I know the answer will be somewhere (but I can't find it) so will someone please tell me.

When you look at the section "What's Going On" and under the heading "Currently Active Users" why are the names of people in different colours. I know I'm sad but I'm cute with it.

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Green, Club team (we run the place)
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