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17th October 2017, 21:36 | #1 |
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I am SO FURIOUS!
I am SO FURIOUS! 😡
I went to Asda this morning for a bottle of coke to go with dinner. I was waiting in the self checkout line and I dropped a £20 note. The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and told her that it was mine and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walked away!!! I looked at the person behind me who looked just as shocked as me, and I said, "Do I look like an ATM? Give me back my £20!" She had the nerve to walk away. I followed the lady into the car park. She was clearly walking at a fast pace to get away from me. When she got to her car she put the bags on the ground to open the boot. I was super angry at this point! I decided that her "finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for retribution, so I grabbed her grocery bags, laughed, and then said "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" I walked to my car. I was nervous, mad, but had a sense of satisfaction all at the same time. I can say I've never stolen anything in my life but...... 4 sirloin steaks 1 chicken 2 salmon steaks A nice little selection of cheeses Milk, eggs and bacon 4 tins of baked beans And..... 2 bottles of red wine! I thought.... WOW! Karma bit well here! Not bad for £20 (Plagarised of course )
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18th October 2017, 06:09 | #2 |
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Brilliant, the Sirloin steaks alone would have cost £20.... Bargain .
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18th October 2017, 07:50 | #3 |
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Just the kind of post you need on a dull autumn day. Brightened the day up immediately!
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18th October 2017, 20:18 | #4 |
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Cheeky cow well done mate how satisfying!
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19th October 2017, 00:04 | #5 |
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£20
So on the one hand she got to keep the £20 note - on the other she forfeited her bags of shopping which were probably valued at £30? £35? maybe even more if the wine was a half decent drop. She ended up worse off and must have bitterly regretted her initial sefishness. She will very likely think twice before making the same mistake!
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Well, I took it as a joke, especially as it's in Humour Corner.
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