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6th May 2021, 19:41 | #1 |
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The body builder
A young woman met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!” The young woman says, “What a great chest you have!” He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!” He then rips off his pants, once again yelling, “Boom!” The young woman is impressed and says, “My, what massive calves you have!” The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” He then rips off his underwear, and exclaims “Boom!” The young woman goes running out of the flat, screaming in fear. The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the flat like that. The blonde replies, “I didn’t want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!”
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