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11th May 2021, 10:04 | #1 |
I really should get out more.......
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Looks like I am off to prison
Over the last 3 days I have had 4 calls from a mobile number claiming to be from the inland HMRC and they are saying a warrant is our for my arrest for non payment of TAX, its obviously true because they are being so persistent.
On the last call I actually told them where to go because I was with one of my biggest customers so I am waiting at home getting a bag packed for my time inside. I wonder what prison food is like? I didnt know HMRC used a mobile to inform you of such things. Also the other odd thing it sounds like the HMRC must have a call centre in India as all 4 people who have rung me had distinctively Indian accents. A request, could at least one of you visit me as my wife said ''she is to busy''. The other thing is must find a new accountant as he reckons I am fully up to date with my tax payments. |
11th May 2021, 10:11 | #2 |
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I've had my bag packed for a week now, the sheriff is apparently on his way with a warrant for me too.
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11th May 2021, 10:53 | #3 | |
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11th May 2021, 11:16 | #4 |
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11th May 2021, 11:59 | #5 |
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While you are waiting,can you just pay my fees to the Royal Mail so they can deliver my parcel,which must contain your handcuffs.
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11th May 2021, 12:13 | #6 |
Posted a thing or two
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When you arrive at the slammer apply for the job of Chapel trustee, that way you get access to the communion wine, and the Prison Chaplain squeezes the devil out of you.
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11th May 2021, 12:52 | #7 |
I really should get out more.......
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I was hoping I could catch up on some sleep.
I wonder how long I will get? I suppose it depends on how much I owe them. It could be a win win situation, I spend a couple of months catching up on my sleep being fed and watered for free and when I come out I could sue them for wrongful imprisonment and get a good pay out. Must remember too Sorn the cars, don't want to waste any money. |
11th May 2021, 17:23 | #8 |
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I'm expecting the same thing, I was asked to 'Press 1' to speak to an officer.............I didn't.
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11th May 2021, 22:16 | #9 | |
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