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Old 20th May 2021, 14:49   #1
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Old 20th May 2021, 18:58   #2
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Ain't that the truth!
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Old 22nd May 2021, 21:53   #3
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A similar one from childhood days.
Two blokes out touring the outback of Australia: One of them decides he needs a pee and goes behind a bush and is happily splashing away when a rattlesnake comes out of the bush and bi7tes him on the pecker. Hearing the scream his mate runs round and shouts what' s up? His mate says "radio the flying doctor Ive just been bitten by a rattler on the pecker' . So he speaks to the flying doc who adises to save his mate's life he must suck the poison out or he will die in 5 minutes. The bitten man begs his mate for news from the flying doc. His mate replies " you have 5 minutes to live"
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Old 23rd May 2021, 21:22   #4
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sort of thing my wife would say

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