Death bed.

Number 6 · 23rd May 2021, 14:28

Mr. Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
“To my son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses. My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all that property".
Sarah replies, "Property ? Property!.... He has a window cleaning round

23rd May 2021, 14:28	#1
Number 6 This is my second home Rover 75 tourer Club CD/Limo Tints Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Meneac Posts: 6,759 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 1,609 Times in 869 Posts	Death bed. Mr. Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter, and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: “To my son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses. My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end. My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.” The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as the man slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all that property". Sarah replies, "Property ? Property!.... He has a window cleaning round __________________ ] "I started out with nothing, and Ive still got most of it left!"