Believing

FLYING BANANA · 24th January 2022, 19:43

I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I politely told him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Son, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "Babaji, there's nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
I believe in all Religions now!

edwardmk · 24th January 2022, 20:35

Made me laugh. Didn't see where it was going.

24th January 2022, 19:43	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,554 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Believing I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!” I politely told him, “There’s nothing wrong with me” The Hindu sadhu came and said "Son, you will walk on your legs today." I said "Babaji, there's nothing wrong with my legs" The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!” I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now! __________________ 233,250. onen hag oll

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24th January 2022, 20:35	#2
edwardmk Gets stuck in MG ZT 260, Rover 75 Connie SE auto Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Redruth Posts: 984 Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 399 Times in 271 Posts	Made me laugh. Didn't see where it was going.