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1st April 2022, 20:42 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Time waster…….
Just got cold call. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident. I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly. They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed. I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday. Apparently, I'm a time wasting person............
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233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll |
2nd April 2022, 07:42 | #2 |
Gets stuck in
MG ZT Join Date: Apr 2018
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2nd April 2022, 16:00 | #3 |
This is my second home
Rover 75 Saloon CDTi Join Date: Oct 2015
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I bet you’ve been called worse Bob !
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