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Old 16th May 2022, 07:44   #1
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An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary:

Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives."

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks. "Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?"

"No, sweetheart." She responds.

Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks. "Did we pay our credit card bill yet?"

"Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check." She says.

"One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?" He asks.

"Oh, forgive me, sweetheart." Begged the wife. "I didn’t send that one, either."

The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years.

She pulls away and asks him."What was the hug for?"

The husband answers. "They’ll find us!" 🤣
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again.

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