Go Back   The 75 and ZT Owners Club Forums > Social Forums > Humour Corner
Register FAQ Image Gallery Members List Calendar
Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 8th March 2008, 15:23   #1
podge
I really should get out more.......
 
Rover 75 Tourer CDT CLUB SE Copper Red Mica Dec 01 ....now deceased....replaced by2003 Royal Blue T

Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: North Warnborough, Hampshire
Posts: 2,398
Thanks: 9
Thanked 69 Times in 20 Posts
Default Why 4ft 81/2"??!!

This is quite long but read it right to the end!!!.........
The US standard railroad gauge (the distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England,
and English expatriates built the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were
built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the
gauge they used.
Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons,
which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they
tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the
old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the
wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long
distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have
been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which
everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since
the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter
of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4
feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial
Roman war chariot.
Bureaucracies live forever.
So the next time you are handed a Specification / Procedure / Process and
wonder 'What horse's bottom came up with it?' you may be exactly right.
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the
rear ends of two war horses (or two horses' bottoms.) Now, the twist to the
story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big
booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are
solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their
factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred
to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the
factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to
run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that
tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the
railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature - which is arguably the world's
most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years
ago by the width of a horse's bottom!!!!!!.

Tried to keep it clean!!
__________________
01 75 CDT Club SE Tourer..."The Rover 75 is a British-built car to be proud of."


B.M.Ws loss........OUR GAIN!!!!!!!!
http://knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/...arp.300pix.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/3...b847e1c5_m.jpg

Last edited by Simon; 8th March 2008 at 19:04..
podge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 8th March 2008, 18:20   #2
tourerfogey
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 2
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Default

For some reason, of which I'm not too sure, I just read all of that....

tourerfogey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 8th March 2008, 19:05   #3
Simon
Banned
 
-

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: -
Posts: 10,318
Thanks: 0
Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts
Default

I too read it, so you're not alone

podge: Made it even cleaner for you
Simon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 8th March 2008, 22:41   #4
Kiwirover
Loves to post
 
1999 75 Con SE 2.5 Auto

Join Date: May 2007
Location: Lower Hutt
Posts: 326
Thanks: 3
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Default

Amazing… so did I.
Makes you wonder what else is derived from a horse’s bottom
__________________
Regards,
Gillian
Kiwirover is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th March 2008, 06:56   #5
GERFIX
I really should get out more.......
 
MINI COOPER S

Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Tranent, East Lothian, SCOTLAND
Posts: 2,834
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwirover View Post
Amazing… so did I.
Makes you wonder what else is derived from a horse’s bottom
Roses? Think about it.
__________________
.......................................Colin

GERFIX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th March 2008, 17:13   #6
podge
I really should get out more.......
 
Rover 75 Tourer CDT CLUB SE Copper Red Mica Dec 01 ....now deceased....replaced by2003 Royal Blue T

Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: North Warnborough, Hampshire
Posts: 2,398
Thanks: 9
Thanked 69 Times in 20 Posts
Default

Oh Dear....Oh Dear...what have I started here..So apart from Roses what have horses bottoms done for us!!!!!!!!
SORRY Mods..just could not resist that!!P.
__________________
01 75 CDT Club SE Tourer..."The Rover 75 is a British-built car to be proud of."


B.M.Ws loss........OUR GAIN!!!!!!!!
http://knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/...arp.300pix.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/3...b847e1c5_m.jpg
podge is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th March 2008, 17:37   #7
majedm75
I really should get out more.......
 
Rover 75 Saloon 2.5V6+Auto - Pack Luxe & Sterling

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris-France & Cairo-Egypt
Posts: 2,122
Thanks: 6
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
Default

In my mother country, we have a saying:

It's always the Italians fault... (or slightly modified: blame the Italians)
__________________
Majed
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Member no. 36 - Samarkand, I miss you so much "Miss April 2010"!
majedm75 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th March 2008, 10:11   #8
desperado
Loves to post
 
desperado's Avatar
 
75 saloon 2003 cdti conn se (ronned)

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: stafford
Posts: 321
Thanks: 1
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

strangly facinating (if true) thanks
desperado is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28th December 2008, 20:02   #9
Pilch
Newbie
 
Rover 75 Con SE Auto Tourer

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: St Ives
Posts: 15
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by desperado View Post
strangly facinating (if true) thanks
GERFIX, and rhubarb?
Pilch is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29th December 2008, 08:05   #10
moonstoneboy
Posted a thing or two
 
Rover 75 Connoisseur SE CDT Tourer - naturally in Moonstone Green

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Surrey - near Gatwick Airport
Posts: 1,316
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
Default

AH, but Gods Wonderful Railway used 7 feet which would have enabled better more comfortable trains had there not been pressure to adopt the standard gauge.
moonstoneboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:16.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Copyright © 2006-2023, The Rover 75 & MG ZT Owners Club Ltd