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Old 15th September 2020, 18:57   #1
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Thumbs up Coronavirus testing

Seems topical, so here goes............................
How to test yourself for coronavirus
Step 1: Pour a glass of wine and try to smell it.
Step 2: If you can smell the wine, then drink some and see if you can taste it.
Step 3: If you can smell and taste it, you can confirm that you don't have Coronavirus.
Last night I did the test 9 times, and all were negative, thank God
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In a similar vein

1. Pour a large glass of red wine, try to smell it.

2. If you can smell the wine then drink it & see if you can taste it.

3. If you can taste & smell it confirms you don't have covid.

Last night I did the test 19 times, & all were negative, thank God.

Tonight I am going to do the test again, because this morning I woke

with a headache & feel like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

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