You Couldn't Make It Up

stevenicks · 10th May 2016, 06:29

A man in Scotland has been arrested for training his dog to make a Nazi salute. When we were kids we used to play war games outside, usually British against Germans (The British always won of course). We would mimic goosestepping and the salute of course.
If kids today did the same thing they would no doubt be arrested.

Anyone for a game of Cowboys and Indians? Whoops, better not as that could also be interpreted as racism. Welcome to Britain 2016

Scaramanga · 10th May 2016, 07:54

Barmy.

How can this possibly be taken to prosecution?

What's the charge?

trikey · 10th May 2016, 07:56

I have seen a few 'kitlers' (cats that look like hitler) what are they going to do, have them destroyed too!

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.co...n/seigmiaow.pl

Fifer · 10th May 2016, 08:34

It's called "Hate Crime" and covers everything from religion to football fans!

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...harge-scotland

Fifer

neilb740 · 10th May 2016, 12:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fifer

It's called "Hate Crime" and covers everything from religion to football fans!

Fifer

You mean it covers anything that the progressives decide is off message.

It prevents the proles committing thoughtcrime.

Fifer · 10th May 2016, 13:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by neilb740

You mean it covers anything that the progressives decide is off message.

It prevents the proles committing thoughtcrime.

It's the same people that have legislation that every person under the age of eighteen must have a state appointed "guardian". The young can vote and marry at sixteen, so a young couple of seventeen with a child, needs three "guardians"!

Heaven forbid that people have minds of their own.

Go figure.

Fifer

tomgraham · 10th May 2016, 13:42

Maybe he was just being cautious, after all he is in Scotland. Such a dog would be ideal for flushing out any members of the Hess family who just happen to fly in.

wraymond · 10th May 2016, 13:52

Imagine if it was a Dobermann. Or even an Alsat... er, sorry, German Shepherd.
About to be banned: all mention of Chinese whispers in every spy book. And anything that was ever black japanned.

stevestrat · 10th May 2016, 15:55

It gets worse, Police are now investigating rumours of a secret episode of Postman Pat.

stevenicks · 10th May 2016, 16:24

There is a bit of a nip in the air tonight... well it is a bit chilly

10th May 2016, 06:29	#1
stevenicks This is my second home MG ZT 180 Auto / Rover 75 2.0 Diesel Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Brecon. Posts: 7,465 Thanks: 3,297 Thanked 1,666 Times in 1,264 Posts	You Couldn't Make It Up A man in Scotland has been arrested for training his dog to make a Nazi salute. When we were kids we used to play war games outside, usually British against Germans (The British always won of course). We would mimic goosestepping and the salute of course. If kids today did the same thing they would no doubt be arrested. Anyone for a game of Cowboys and Indians? Whoops, better not as that could also be interpreted as racism. Welcome to Britain 2016 __________________ "You're Not Laughing Now Are You?" Steve

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