Have a laugh

[FLYING BANANA]

Old assortment looking for one smile:

I just spent half hour grilling some chicken.
But it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road!

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I just bought my partner a length of rope with a bucket on the end.
I'm sure it'll go down well.

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6:30 is the best time on a clock face.
Hands down!

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I just love helium.
I can't speak highly enough about it!

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My mate keeps boasting that he owns a 3 foot pack of cards.
Big deal.

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I didn't like my beard at first, but it kinda grew on me.

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Always remember that you are unique.
Just like everyone else.

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When my mate gave me a leaflet about anger management.
I lost it.

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I struggled to lift a bottle of water earlier.
It was an Evian.