Accidents happen

Mike Noc · 11th November 2021, 23:33

Late one night a couple were returning home in the rain with the husband driving and there was a loud thud. Stopping to investigate he found he had run over a badger. The poor creature was injured but still alive so he scooped it up and put it in the car to take it to the vet. He noticed it was starting to shiver and was clearly in shock and going down hill. "It needs warming up if it is going to survive" he told his wife. " You'll have to put it between your legs". She replied "but it's wet and it stinks". "Well" he said "you'll just have to hold the badger's nose."

11th November 2021, 23:33	#1
Mike Noc This is my second home Rover 75 CDT Manual Connoisseur SE, Rover 75 CDT Automatic Connoisseur SE & a Freelander Td4. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hampshire Posts: 11,548 Thanks: 3,470 Thanked 3,119 Times in 2,247 Posts	Accidents happen Late one night a couple were returning home in the rain with the husband driving and there was a loud thud. Stopping to investigate he found he had run over a badger. The poor creature was injured but still alive so he scooped it up and put it in the car to take it to the vet. He noticed it was starting to shiver and was clearly in shock and going down hill. "It needs warming up if it is going to survive" he told his wife. " You'll have to put it between your legs". She replied "but it's wet and it stinks". "Well" he said "you'll just have to hold the badger's nose."