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Old 10th May 2019, 10:22   #1
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I've just met, a Chinese drug addict.

He said, "Have you seen My Cocaine"..???

I said,

"No. Not since he starred in Zulu"..
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Old 10th May 2019, 10:35   #2
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god mate you get worse lol but i like it rgds mark
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Old 10th May 2019, 10:56   #3
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Oh dear...TAXI!
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Old 10th May 2019, 11:31   #4
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Oh dear...TAXI!
He wasn’t in Taxi, was he?
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Old 10th May 2019, 12:57   #5
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I've just met, a Chinese drug addict.

He said, "Have you seen My Cocaine"..???

I said,

"No. Not since he starred in Zulu"..
:getmec oat:
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Old 11th May 2019, 10:35   #6
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I've just met, a Chinese drug addict.

He said, "Have you seen My Cocaine"..???

I said,

"No. Not since he starred in Zulu"..
Not a lot of people knew that!
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