The flask

[FLYING BANANA]

Bubba was sitting in his house one day when there was a loud knock on the door. He went to the door and a salesman was standing there with a strange object in his hand:

"What is that?" Asked Bubba.

The salesman replied. "It is a Thermos."

Bubba asked. "What does it do?"

The salesman shifted into the full sales pitch and said. "This little jewel is amazing. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

After some discussion, Bubba purchased one as he decided it would really help his lunch situation at work.

The next day he arrived at the construction site carrying his new Thermos. Sure, enough the other employees were curious and asked. "What is that?"

Bubba proudly declared. "It’s a Thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

One co-worker asked. "What ya’ got in it?"

Bubba proudly declared. "Three cups of coffee and some cold lemonade”