Royal Navy Royalty

Buster · 12th February 2007, 15:56

For her wedding to Charles, Camilla bought new shoes, which became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.

That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired
to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling.
Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me !"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with
vigor, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder !"

Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling ! But it's just so NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-
tight!"

"Come on ! Give it all you've got !" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla
exclaimed, "There ! Oh, God, that feels so good !"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See ? I
told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin !"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh,
God, darling ! This one's even tighter !"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,

"That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man !"

12th February 2007, 15:56	#1
Buster Regular poster 75 Tourer, 2003. Can Am Spyder Roadster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sunny Scotland (Near Glasgow) Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Royal Navy Royalty For her wedding to Charles, Camilla bought new shoes, which became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me !" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. "Harder !" Charles yelled back, "I'm trying, darling ! But it's just so NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- tight!" "Come on ! Give it all you've got !" she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There ! Oh, God, that feels so good !" In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See ? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin !" Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling ! This one's even tighter !" At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man !"