Men are from Mars ............

roverbarmy · 16th August 2015, 09:55

Women are from Venus.

I've been doing lots of those "household" jobs lately. The ones that you will do when you get a round "Tuit"! I do them one at a time. I'm a man. "She" has a list. I have tunnel vision. She has panoramic vision.

As I was putting in the last piece of laminate, after much measuring, cutting and swearing, she was nattering about the next job. I just wanted a cuppa and a biscuit. I eat too many "treats". She eats healthily.

I've seen "the list". It's very long.

Before the paint brushes are cleaned, the next "few" jobs are being listed before my tunnel vision eyes.

............... and by the way, the grass continues to grow whilst you are doing those jobs, so that will need cutting too.

A very tired Mike

16th August 2015, 09:55	#1
roverbarmy This is my second home Roverless + 1.7D Sportage Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: East Norfolk Posts: 7,050 Thanks: 729 Thanked 2,021 Times in 1,449 Posts	Men are from Mars ............ Women are from Venus. I've been doing lots of those "household" jobs lately. The ones that you will do when you get a round "Tuit"! I do them one at a time. I'm a man. "She" has a list. I have tunnel vision. She has panoramic vision. As I was putting in the last piece of laminate, after much measuring, cutting and swearing, she was nattering about the next job. I just wanted a cuppa and a biscuit. I eat too many "treats". She eats healthily. I've seen "the list". It's very long. Before the paint brushes are cleaned, the next "few" jobs are being listed before my tunnel vision eyes. ............... and by the way, the grass continues to grow whilst you are doing those jobs, so that will need cutting too. A very tired Mike __________________ Oil in my veins!