Go Back   The 75 and ZT Owners Club Forums > Social Forums > Social Forum
Register FAQ Image Gallery Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 22nd July 2019, 09:24   #1
COLVERT
This is my second home
 
R75 Saloon.

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: France/or Devon.
Posts: 9,849
Thanks: 2,209
Thanked 998 Times in 872 Posts
Default Some one didn't do her market research.

An interesting feature on Sky news this morning.

A woman named Laila Laurel objected to men sitting with their legs apart. So what did she do ??? She invented and had made a chair which makes men sit with their legs crossed.

What's wrong with that you may ask--

It tends to make men become infertile.---

Nature designed a mans body with those special parts down there to stay cool. That's why they are OUTSIDE the body.

( Note, other animals as well. )

Men are advised by experts to wear loose fitting clothing there too if they are trying to start a family.

All in the aid of cooling. Now this so called expert is trying to heat things up and maybe ruin those folks chances.

Makes you wonder, does she have a hidden agenda??
Has she been slighted in love ??
What is she really up to ???


There might be a repeat in the Sky news during the day.-

PS. The Sky news announcer tried it and didn't like the chair.---
__________________
COLVERT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22nd July 2019, 09:39   #2
Darcydog
This is my second home
 
MG ZT-T

Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Fordingbridge
Posts: 6,969
Thanks: 2,381
Thanked 2,276 Times in 1,529 Posts
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by COLVERT View Post
An interesting feature on Sky news this morning.

A woman named Laila Laurel objected to men sitting with their legs apart. So what did she do ??? She invented and had made a chair which makes men sit with their legs crossed.

What's wrong with that you may ask--

It tends to make men become infertile.---

Nature designed a mans body with those special parts down there to stay cool. That's why they are OUTSIDE the body.

( Note, other animals as well. )

Men are advised by experts to wear loose fitting clothing there too if they are trying to start a family.

All in the aid of cooling. Now this so called expert is trying to heat things up and maybe ruin those folks chances.

Makes you wonder, does she have a hidden agenda??
Has she been slighted in love ??
What is she really up to ???


There might be a repeat in the Sky news during the day.-

PS. The Sky news announcer tried it and didn't like the chair.---
Iíll see if I can get on the TV by stating that I donít like women sitting with their legs crossed.

Iíll invent a chair that forces a ladyís legs apart when she sits down.

Iím sure no one could possibly object to my outrageous suggestion
__________________
Ranthoneous to a T
Darcydog is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 11:12.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2006-2019, The Rover 75 & MG ZT Owners Club Ltd