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Old 24th May 2020, 17:06   #1
Mike Noc
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A chap who was on a plane found himself sitting next to an absolute stunner, and was keen to engage her into conversation; 'Are you flying for business or pleasure?' She answered 'Oh business'. He then asked what she did and she replied that she was a sex therapist and was going to give a lecture at a sex convention. 'What's the lecture on?' he asked. 'Well', she explained, 'it is all about sexual myths. For example it is commonly believed that the most well endowed men are Africans, when it is actually American Indians, and that the French are the most romantic, when science has shown it is Jewish men, and also that everyone thinks the Italians are the long stayers in the bedroom, but in reality it is the Irish that can keep at it for hours.'

'Fascinating' he said.

Then she apologised, saying 'Sorry for rambling on, I mean I've only just met you - I don't even know your name'.

He replied 'No problem at all. Let me introduce myself; I'm Tonto Goldstein, but all my friends call me Paddy'.
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