Another virus.

FLYING BANANA · 26th January 2022, 08:51

Don’t shoot the messenger but, in spite of still battling COVID-19, the next thing is here already.

Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1920 & 1960.

Symptoms:

1. Sending the same email twice.

2. Sending a blank email.

3. Sending a message to the wrong person.

4. Sending it back to the one who sent it.

5. Forgetting to attach the attachment.

6. Hitting SEND before it is finished.

7. Hitting DELETE instead of SEND.

8. Hitting SEND instead of DELETE.

That is why it is called the C-NILE virus.
If you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus

rab60bit · 26th January 2022, 09:58

Clever stuff....

26th January 2022, 08:51	#1
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26th January 2022, 09:58	#2
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