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26th January 2019, 17:37 | #1 |
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The blond at the casino
A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated 😎
She bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice. She said - "I hope you don't mind, but I feel Luckier when I'm nude." With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled- "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - "Yes, Yes, I Won.. I Won.." She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left. The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked- "What number rolled on the dice?" The other - "I don't know, I thought you were watching." Moral of the story: 1.Not All drunks are Drunk😉, 2.Not all Blondes are dumb😳, 3. But all Men are Men!!!
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14th February 2019, 11:43 | #2 |
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Haha It's a funny story with a good moral.
But if this blonde played in an online casino (e.g. here https://casino-now.co.uk) such a story wouldn't happened. But let me add another joke: A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Darling, pack up your things. I just won a million pounds - slot machine jackpot!" A wife replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon"
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Never gets old
Can't miss a joke about the casino. My work has too much influence on me, meh.. But I don't mind. Last edited by FLYING BANANA; 5th August 2020 at 11:26.. Reason: Removed reference to casino quote |
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