Two alligators

FLYING BANANA · 20th March 2022, 18:19

Two Louisiana alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids ... I just don't get it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.
"Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hmmmm. How do you catch'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the stuffing out of 'em, and eat'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the stuffing out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."

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20th March 2022, 18:19	#1
FLYING BANANA Moderator/Club Shop MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Rattler Farm Posts: 22,572 Thanks: 9,270 Thanked 15,645 Times in 6,806 Posts	Two alligators Two Louisiana alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids ... I just don't get it." "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?" "Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator. "Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch'em?" "Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp." "Same here. Hmmmm. How do you catch'em?" "Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the stuffing out of 'em, and eat'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the stuffing out of a lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..." (Cleaned up so to stop the swear filter stepping in) __________________ 233,509. Thats our 3rd meet done. Might go again next weekend. onen hag oll Last edited by FLYING BANANA; 20th March 2022 at 18:21.. Reason: Cleaned up.