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Silly Quiz Answers
I watch a few quiz programmes and often there are some hilarious answers whilst the contestant is under pressure.
On The Chase recently Q "Alfred Lord Tennyson is buried where in Westminster Abbey?" A "At the back?" Got any that raised a laugh? |
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Three favourites from Pointless:
Who was assassinated in Dallas in 1963? Answer: "JR!" Name a country that begins with a vowel. Answer: "Paris!" Name a Team GB gold medalist from the 2012 Olympics. Answer: "Mo Mowlem!" In fairness to the lady who gave the answer "Mo Mowlem", she corrected herself right away, but sadly they had to take her first answer. Cliff
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My all time favourite is from many years ago on Family Fortunes.
Les Dennis: Name something made from wool. Contestant: A sheep.
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On one of the kids evening quiz shows where you had to answer questions across a board where each question had the first letter of the answer shown.
The letter was O and the question was “what is the term for a single entity that demonstrates life” The answer is Organism The young lad said Orgasm.... |
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There has just been a good one on Pointless
The answer was Cressida Dick as someone who had been promoted to an important job The contestant almost got it right! But “Caress a Dick” was not the correct answer. |
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Richard osman too, it was him that said it, Billy said clarissa maybe helps that I understood his language lol
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Does anyone remember on one of Dennis Norden`s I`tll be all right on the night out takes (Adult), when the host (Les Dennis)on Family Fortunes asked two contestants "name an unusual place to make love" and a female buzzed in quickly and said up the bum!
I have been looking for this for ages on t`internet and can`t find any reference to it.Would love to take the "lady" on a date Neil |
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