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Old 16th October 2021, 08:39   #1
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During the recent fuel crisis, a pal of mine told me that he was running his car on paraffin rather than petrol. I asked him what the difference was. He said that there were two "f" s in paraffin bu no effin petrol at the pumps!
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Old 16th October 2021, 11:51   #2
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Speaking of paraffin, does anyone remember the Esso ads from years gone by set to the music of 'Smoke Gets In Your Eyes'?

"They, asked me how I knew, it was Esso Blue"

"I of course replied, it's written on the side"
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