A Shot of Whiskey

Lordy · 22nd February 2017, 16:19

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.

He does this over and over again.

Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.

The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."

lathbury · 22nd February 2017, 19:42

I'll drink to that.

stevenicks · 23rd February 2017, 02:27

Nice one Dave

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22nd February 2017, 16:19	#1
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22nd February 2017, 19:42	#2
lathbury Posted a thing or two 75 Conn S.E. Cdt. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Merseyside Posts: 1,803 Thanks: 1,873 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts	I'll drink to that.