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29th July 2020, 10:11 | #1 |
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A dog called.............
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me:
When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said. "I would like to have one too." Then I said. "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said. "But you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He replied that I must have been quite a kid. “When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex.” He said. “Every room in this place is for sex.” I said. "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake all night." And the clerk replied. "Me too," “I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have sex in the contest.” He told me that I could have sold tickets for that. "But you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V." He called me a Show off. When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said. "Your honor I had sex before we were married." The judge said. "Me too." Then I told him that after we were married sex left me. He replied "me too". “Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A cop came over and asked me.” "What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?" I replied. "I am looking for Sex." My case comes up in court on Monday!” 🤣
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29th July 2020, 11:11 | #2 |
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If I ever have a dog, I’ll call it ‘Dog’, so I can get a bowl with its name on....
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29th July 2020, 18:25 | #3 |
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A lad I went to school with called his dog "Here Boy"
True story that still makes me smile over 50 years later..
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30th July 2020, 08:39 | #4 |
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This is true, my mate has a dog called Defor.
D FOR DOG. Defor. I've not made it up. This is true. Me and my wife joked when his wife was pregnant that they where going to call the kid Befor. B FOR BABY! Luckily they stuck to a more conventional name!
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4th October 2020, 20:30 | #5 |
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I call my dog the blacksmith.
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My mate once had a three legged dog, its name was 'Yard'
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14th October 2020, 16:54 | #7 |
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I kew someone who had a cat called cefor
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