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18th December 2019, 19:20 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Be careful what you say
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your rear.”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of pants out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's miracle grow!😂
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232750. Be patient Banana, we will soon be back together and enjoying the shows again. onen hag oll |
18th December 2019, 19:31 | #2 |
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rover 75 saloon cdt club se re map 160 bhp Join Date: Dec 2018
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nice one lol keep em coming rgds mark
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