jesus is watching

[actros]

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said ' Jesus is watching you.
The burglar nearly jump out of his skin and clicked off his torch.
When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued his business.
Just as he started to take the wires off hi-fi the voice spoke again Jesus is watching you.
The burglar shone his light around the room, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally in the corner of the room his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that? he hiss at the parrot.
Yep the parrot said then squawked i am just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you.
The burglar relaxed ' warn me, huh? and who are you.
Moses replied the bird.
Moses the burglar laughed, what kind of people would name a bird Moses?
The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.

[Corwen]

ace, another one for the boys at work,