Me and Bmw's

baggie9 · 28th June 2011, 22:29

A fortnight ago,on the way to Merry Hill shoping centre i got cut up by a BMW.He then beat me to a disabled parking spot,i was having a bad day walking was on both crutches.He had no badge.Drove round parked next to him ,came out from shopping and was pleased to see he was booked £35 fine.
Last week a Bmw on my bumper for a mile in a 30 zone,so i drove at 30mph,put my blind up .That got him mad,so he over took me on a bend,there was an un marked Policecar following us.His lights come on went after and pulled him over.
Today i saw a police speed check up ahead,a Bmw was again on my bumper.So could'nt see the van.He over took me put his foot down and the camera caught him.
What is with Bmw and Audio driver's.

Talago · 28th June 2011, 22:37

Their problem is that they don't think you should be on their road when they are using it.

ROBBIE G · 28th June 2011, 22:41

its like little man syndrome only there ego grows an extra foot when there inside a beamer or an audi

VVC-Geeza · 28th June 2011, 22:56

A day from the diary of a BMW driver...

"The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down
for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely
big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an
apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the
adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway,
but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my
headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and
to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I
could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him,
he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the
hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave
me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to
take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some
points put on! (They're not free points either - they're Â£20 each and I was
only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive
a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I
won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW! "

carlpenn · 29th June 2011, 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggie9

A fortnight ago,on the way to Merry Hill shoping centre i got cut up by a BMW.He then beat me to a disabled parking spot,i was having a bad day walking was on both crutches.He had no badge.Drove round parked next to him ,came out from shopping and was pleased to see he was booked £35 fine.
Last week a Bmw on my bumper for a mile in a 30 zone,so i drove at 30mph,put my blind up .That got him mad,so he over took me on a bend,there was an un marked Policecar following us.His lights come on went after and pulled him over.
Today i saw a police speed check up ahead,a Bmw was again on my bumper.So could'nt see the van.He over took me put his foot down and the camera caught him.
What is with Bmw and Audio driver's.

lol, I do that. Whenever I get someone who wants to tailgate me, I just pop up the Blind......

Priceless

Sprinter · 29th June 2011, 19:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlpenn

Whenever I get someone who wants to tailgate me, I just pop up the Blind......

Priceless

Or, if being tailed while travelling at 50 - 60 or 70mph, I always think it's a suitable time to clean my windscreen.

ROBBIE G · 29th June 2011, 19:54

Another one to try whilst on the motorway when someone gets right up your chuff flick the lights on they think its brakes and usually go for a stand on the brake peddle moment it sort of tells them there getting to close

Departed 32016 · 29th June 2011, 19:59

It's not just bmws... I'm not biased because I sell them too but I have problem with golf drivers doing the same

Brabus · 29th June 2011, 20:50

Us rover drivers are more refined.They never seem to get much further than the next set of lights.We just waft along get there in one piece and alot less fuel used.

MASTIFF2 · 29th June 2011, 20:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talago

Their problem is that they don't think you should be on their road when they are using it.

Especially when we all know it's OUR road

28th June 2011, 22:29	#1
baggie9 Posted a thing or two Jaguar s Type Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: tipton Posts: 1,369 Thanks: 3 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Me and Bmw's A fortnight ago,on the way to Merry Hill shoping centre i got cut up by a BMW.He then beat me to a disabled parking spot,i was having a bad day walking was on both crutches.He had no badge.Drove round parked next to him ,came out from shopping and was pleased to see he was booked £35 fine. Last week a Bmw on my bumper for a mile in a 30 zone,so i drove at 30mph,put my blind up .That got him mad,so he over took me on a bend,there was an un marked Policecar following us.His lights come on went after and pulled him over. Today i saw a police speed check up ahead,a Bmw was again on my bumper.So could'nt see the van.He over took me put his foot down and the camera caught him. What is with Bmw and Audio driver's.

28th June 2011, 22:56	#4
VVC-Geeza This is my second home 2005 Connoisseur SE 1.8 Turbo,2004 45 1.8 Connoisseur and my beloved 1998 VVC Coupe. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Derby. Posts: 8,762 Thanks: 2,022 Thanked 1,016 Times in 739 Posts	A day from the diary of a BMW driver... "The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're Â£20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW! " __________________

29th June 2011, 20:50	#9
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28th June 2011, 22:37	#2
Talago Gets stuck in Rover 75 Club SE Tourer 1969 Rover P6 3500 V8 1973 Rover P6 3500 V8 Join Date: May 2011 Location: Belfast Posts: 945 Thanks: 27 Thanked 31 Times in 24 Posts	Their problem is that they don't think you should be on their road when they are using it.

28th June 2011, 22:41	#3
ROBBIE G Posted a thing or two 75 saloon 1.8 classic Join Date: May 2011 Location: WOLVERHAMPTON Posts: 1,142 Thanks: 18 Thanked 106 Times in 77 Posts	its like little man syndrome only there ego grows an extra foot when there inside a beamer or an audi

29th June 2011, 19:54	#7
ROBBIE G Posted a thing or two 75 saloon 1.8 classic Join Date: May 2011 Location: WOLVERHAMPTON Posts: 1,142 Thanks: 18 Thanked 106 Times in 77 Posts	Another one to try whilst on the motorway when someone gets right up your chuff flick the lights on they think its brakes and usually go for a stand on the brake peddle moment it sort of tells them there getting to close

29th June 2011, 19:59	#8
Departed 32016 This is my second home Rover 75 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,190 Thanks: 101 Thanked 257 Times in 145 Posts	It's not just bmws... I'm not biased because I sell them too but I have problem with golf drivers doing the same