That's all I remember

[spirit6060]

I went into a pub in Birmingham and I saw two very large ladies. They were talking loudly and I couldn't place their accents.
I went up to them and said 'Excuse me. Are you two ladies from Scotland?'
One of them turned to me and said 'Wales, you idiot. Wales!'
I said 'Sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?'
That's all I remember after I regained consciousness in A&E.