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Old 24th November 2021, 19:33   #1
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Cool Christmas cake recipe


1 cup of water
1tsp of baking powder
1cup of sugar
1tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 large bottle of vodka
2 cups of dried fruit


1. Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.

2. Repeat

3. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

4. Add1 tsp of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure vodka is shtill ok

5. Try another cup…. just in case. Turn off the mixerer

6. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit

7. Pick fruit off the floor

8. Mix on the turner

9. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose wit a drewscriver

10. Sample the vodka for tonsisticity

11. Next sift 2 cups osalt. Or something, who giveshz a toss

12. Check the vodka

13. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts

14. Add one table

15. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink, whatever you can find

16. Greash the oven and wee in the fridge

17. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

18. Don't forget to beat off the turnerer

19. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka

20. Fall into bed


**** this is the clean version.

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