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Old 19th August 2023, 16:17   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Phoning in sick

Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains:

We rushed to the emergency room, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.

My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him until we knew what was wrong.

When the results came back, the nurse informed us that, true to our suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone.

I turned to my husband and asked. "Would you like me to call the funeral home now?"

With an alarmed look, the nurse quickly said. "Ma'am, he's not THAT sick!"
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