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Old 4th May 2012, 08:19   #1
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Default Unlucky Mr Whippy!

An ice cream van has been in a bad smash.... the police have coned off the area.

He crashed into two Walls.. i think he flaked out


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Old 4th May 2012, 09:00   #2
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Sounds like a bit of a screwball to me.
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Old 4th May 2012, 09:39   #3
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Must have been doing it for the lolly. As long as he didn't crash into the Lyons Maid.
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Old 4th May 2012, 10:37   #4
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There's monkey's blood everywhere......................I reckon he was trying to top himself
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Old 4th May 2012, 20:44   #5
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In his statement to the police the driver advised, that just before impact, "I screamed"
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Old 4th May 2012, 22:01   #6
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Default dead at the scene...

He tried to get assistance by dialling 99....
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Old 5th May 2012, 05:15   #7
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Crushed nuts?
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Old 5th May 2012, 15:10   #8
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If the insurers pass it on for a whiplash claim,
there could be 100s n' 1000s on top of that, as well.
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